New Arrivals at Office!!!

I am writing this on the request of my friend. There are couple of improvements (if you really want to call them improvements) in the office.

1. We got better chairs. Of course, they are used ones. But, getting them itself was a herculian task. They are good. I wouldn't say excellent, but fairly good.
2. We got a coffee machine. Man!!! This is one weird thing. When you hit coffee on that, you expect to get coffee. But, it gives you liquidated milk powder with a spill (which is probably by mistake; if they could avoid it to spill 3 gms per cup, they would have done it) of coffee powder. If you hit cardamom tea, you will get lemomom tea (cardamom + lemon mix). By, the way all of them have tons and tons of sugar in them. God help diabetes patients!!!
3. Today we got a oven. I thought it would have been at least Kenstar. But, I never heard of a company called Pigeon. And that too, this is 100000000 years old one.
4. Rest rooms have mirrors now. Good thing. But we still have to wipe our wet hands on our asses.